I was gone on Saturday for a couple hours, and the girls didn't know where I was.  So they came up with this plan to find me.
It involved calling me.  Emmell(ing) me. And Phoe messes me.
It looks like they never figured out where I was, because "She is at ____ Place" remains blank.
And I will never tell where I was ; )
I was at the church.
I lead a very mysterious life.