I can't believe these actually work.

I really couldn't believe this worked. I found it at the dollar store. I said, heck, why not try it! And it actually worked.
Then I got really excited and tried to get a certain someone to let me try it on their armpits.
Um...I would not try it on your armpits.
This certain someone was kind of mad at me.
Just like when they were mad at me when I spread Nair on their legs and they got a rash.
Or like the time I curled their hair and burned them like 12 times on Easter.