Dear Don,
It is my Birthday tomorrow and I know you have been fretting and worrying all month about what special gift you are going to give me.
Now you know I am not a material girl, even though we are living in a material world, and you know I get no joy out of gifts or nice things, but I know you are exhilarated by shopping and gifting, that I just don't have the heart to take that experience away from you.

Therefore, I have stretched my brain, very very far, and have come up with a few things you could give me, if you just absolutely must buy me something.

1. Anything from Anne Taylor Loft.
2. Any throw pillow from Pier 1.
3. Any picture of a President on a greenish rectangular piece of paper.
4. A Dyson vacuum
5. New Dish set
6. Anything from Anne Taylor Loft.

Like I said, it was very hard to even come up with the list, I gain such little pleasure from these sorts of things. But I am thinking of you and your happiness, so shop away if you must.

Yours Respectfully and truly,
MMM