Dear clothing manufacturers,
Please stop making:
*high wasted pencil skirts
*skinny jeans
*short poofy skirts with a high waist

Please start making:
* (un) high wasted pencil skirts
*wide legged jeans, boot cut jeans, trouser pants etc. (it is just not fair to the hipsters)
*breezy skirts in interesting patterns that fit nicely on your waist and give you room for your ample bottom. (That is for you Robyn...and Paul...do you even read these things anymore? Miss you)
*corduroy skirts (I miss my khaki corduroy skirt....)

Keep making:
*flowers
*ruffles
*gaudy jewelry that I am sure will be out of style by next spring, but I currently love

Thank you,
Melissa

(But mostly I care about you not making the high waisted pencil skirts)