This is why I love Sesame Street.






You know what I noticed-she has an awesome birthmark on her hand- I know it is a birthmark because I googled it. I mean, uh, Don googled it, cause he does things like that.

This picture is from a few weeks ago. I had a church thing over here and we had pie. Lots and lots of delicious pie.
I really need a new camera. Mine broke. Oh, I mean both of them broke. At the same time.
So all I have is my words to record our memories.
"Words are my life!" -From "Never Been Kissed."
Isn't it pathetic I know that?

Well this week in no pictures:
*Got my 3rd traffic ticket in less than 6 months. I probably shouldn't be publicising this. I cried. But the cop had little sympathy. He was hiding out in a parking lot just waiting for a fool to breeze on by the stop sign.
I was that fool.
* We went to Tucson, AZ and spent one night at a resort with Don's parents. It was equally hot as Phoenix and so going out and exploring the desert scenery did not rate high on my fun list. So we hung out in the hotel and watched the World Cup. Which also did not rate high on my fun list. I can't stand watching it-the constant ringing of the thousands of spectators with their horribly annoying noise makers makes me want to jump out of my skin. I feel like I have tinnitus. But, it was nice to see Don's parents and his brother Curtis. So it was worth going.
* Went to Chloe's little friend Alex, second birthday party. We had some tasty food and watched Alex blow out imaginary candles cause none of us could find a light. Heather you should have invited some smokers. Anyway, we really like Alex's parents. Especially when they feed us delicious hot dogs and hamburgers.
* Watched "Valentine's Day." And...glad we didn't pay to see it in the theater. It was worth about the buck we paid for it at Red Box. Don might argue that too.
* I wasted 2 hours of my life yesterday watching one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Called "Peggy Sue Got Married." You know one of those TV Saturday matinees. TERRIBLE. It had all these famous people in it before they were famous. And judging from this movie, I am not really sure how any of them became famous. And then I vowed to myself that I would not waste anymore time on horrible movies. And then we watched "Valentine's Day" so apparently I do not keep my word to myself. Also like when I tell myself that I am going to be a good driver and never get any more traffic tickets. Dang.
*Been bribing Chloe with a trip to Disneyland or our local water park (uh I think we are pushing the local water park more) if she stops using her diapers. Effectiveness: nada. Although she will say, "OOOOOOkay!" and then put on her undies and....well you can probably guess. Oh and Anna, I tried your ice cream trick. And it worked once. That is the thing with my rewards and bribing:they only work temporarily because the girl just doesn't care. Maybe Don and I should pretend to go to the water park and leave her at home because she still wets her pants. Oh that is a splendid idea. I am going to try that.

And that my blogging friends, was my week.

Circling Conversations

Sometimes it is really hard to explain things to Chloe.

We watch "Sleeping Beauty" and at the exact same spot in the movie she asks passionately, "was wong wih herrrr" repeated over and over again.

So I try to explain.
"Well she is sad because the Fairies said she can't marry that boy in the forest because she is supposed to marry a Prince, but she doesn't realize that he really is the Prince."

To which she replies, "Was wong wih herrrrr, was wong wih herrrrr...."

So I repeat a few times what I said previously.
Eventually she says, "ohhhhhhhh, uhkay!!"

But then we have the exact same conversation the next day.

Kind of like, "Hey Don, why can't I have the shoes again?"
"Ohhhhhhhh, Uhkay!!!"

I feel his pain.

Deep Thoughts

"The days are long but the years are short."

Go look at your sleeping child and cry. That's what I almost just did.

"It might be uncomfortable, but it is not the end of the world."

For all you fatalists out there.

PS...I bet you are confused why I wrote those quotes down..and you know what? So am I! I think I was having a bad day!
They were supposed to sound like positive affirmations and then I read them today and thought...wow, you sound depressed! ha

Chloe told me tonight-
"Please Mom, I wanna get on the potty train...please, please..."

It took me a second before I realized she literally wants to get on the potty train.
Well then. I think I will use this to my advantage.
Next step: Find "Potty Train."

It felt like Christmas this morning.
Except for it being 90 degrees at 7 AM.
Don is coming home!
He has been at Camp Geronimo this week. AKA Boy Scout Camp.
I didn't mention it because I didn't want someone breaking in and killing me with a machete in the middle of the night.
Luckily this did not happen.

But it has been a looooong, loooooooong, looooooong week.
Don't get me wrong, I know I shouldn't complain.
I was only a single mom for a week.
And I only have one kid.
And I don't have to work outside the home.
So I know I have it pretty good.
Nevertheless I get an ever so small glimpse for one week out of the summer of the life of a single Mom, and I tell you, I give all you single moms out there major props.
I couldn't and wouldn't want to do it!

Now I just have to figure out what to do for Father's Day.
Although I am thinking I could go for another Mother's Day right about now!

Have I mentioned that I hate potty training?
I am pretty sure I haven't.
I am also pretty sure that I have never mentioned that I like throw pillows and shoes.
That is because I like to accessorize my couch and myself.

I took Chloe to the Pediatrician today for her 3 year visit.
What did I learn?
I have a semi-large child
90% height and 75% weight.
What I like to call a hunka hunka burning love.


Okay well I didn't learn that. I already knew that.

Also. I learned pretty much everything I already knew about potty training.
"Positive reinforcement is the best thing you can do. Reward her for her success."

Okaaaaaay...and when that doesn't work any other ideas?

I got Chloe some circus animal cookies today for being such a super star at the Doctor. We both got poked today-the tuberculosis skin test. My Doc threw it in for free for me. The perks of your Dad knowing another Doctor.

Anyway she ate a few. And then I told her she would have to earn the rest of them by using the potty.
Guess who doesn't care about the circus animals anymore.

Okay, I thought. I am going to have to get really stingy.
So when she asked me for "chocote milk" I said you get it when you use the potty. But I told her she could have regular milk or water.
Guess who suddenly became very satisfied with regular milk and water.

So there you have it folks.

Next strategy: get her a toy and stick it up high in the bathroom where she can see it and tell her she can get it when she doesn't wear diapers anymore.

Not even the Doctor telling her about the poo going to Poopy Land and playing with Mommy and Daddy's poop seemed to make an impression.
Although it disturbed me.

Well I believe my blog has officially achieved Mommy Blog status so I must stop...NOW.