My Least Favorite Things lyrics

Raindrops and cat claws on genuine leather.
Women with 10 kids who are light as a feather.
Wearing skinny jeans on Thanksgiving,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

Black Friday Shopping, Cashiers at Wal-Mart.
Husbands denying that it was their fault.
Silver white strands that I find in my hair.
These are the things that I simply can't bare.

Porto Potties and Fantasy football.
Stores putting candy at children's eye level.
Grown up birthdays that always are lame,
These are a few things that make me complain.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling coarse.
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And realize it could be worse.

Toddler tantrums in public places.
Disdain and horror on spectator's faces.
Photographs that cannot tell lies,
Oh my gosh, are those really my thighs?

Herding my children into the car.
Solving math problems without calculators.
Getting lost even with GPS,
These are the days that are not a success.

Photo radar and traffic school.
People who think marathons are cool.
Hand, foot, mouth disease, bed bugs, head lice.
These are the things I consider not nice.

When the Bishop calls,
When my shower's cold,
When I'm feeling mad.
I simply remember my least favorite things,
and think, hey it's not so bad.

Kim Kardashian and Kristen Stewert.
Opening the diaper pail at church.
Children with colds who lick their snot,
These are the things that I loveth not.

Cranky adults that hate my children.
Saddam Hussein and swimsuit season.
Brushing toddler's teeth, facebook bragging.
These are the things that frustrate me.

June, July, August, September.
Temperatures living things aren't meant to weather.
Downton Abby's season finale.
These are the things that bother me.

When the toilet breaks,
when the kids whine,
When I'm feeling cursed.
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And realize it could be worse.