Terryaki Chicken Plate at Moki's Hawaiian Grill- 8 dollars.
Money paid to restaurant employee to clean up pile of liquid excrement on restaurant floor left by 16 month old child-5 dollars.
Emergency trip to next door Bashas for diapers and wipes because conveniently, you have none in your gargantuan diaper bag- 12 dollars.
Gas wasted driving to babysitter's house in attempt to see movie, only to have plan foiled by lack of found car keys, which "someone" lost in couch cushion- 3 dollars.
Going to sleep and getting to try the whole day over again tomorrow-Priceless.
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Okay, it is official...you need to move here or me move there so I can have this kind of humor face to face. And yes, I totally remember the hair/wing/falling slash laughing story!!!
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