Chloe brought home this book from school with all these different careers one can have when they grow up.  It is filled with things like this:

 She told me she colored this picture because she wants to be a rock star when she grows up.
sigh.
Too bad the book wasn't filled with real people career choices...
I want to draw people's blood and change adult diapers.
I want to sit at a computer all day and give people's money to the government.
I want to convince people that they need a product that they really don't need.
I want to be a mediator for two people that used to love each other, but now can't even sit in the same room together.
Wonder why those career choices didn't end up in the book.

Also, Chloe invented a new color. It is called "Dust."  It is made by combining  pink, green, and a white crayon.
When she asks what my favorite color is, I am now required to answer "dust."